Aries (March 21 – April 19): Ram
Hooray for Aries season! How did you (or will you) celebrate your birthday? This trip around the sun will bring more changes, if you can even believe that. You’re also going to thrive in this warm weather. Spring is usually a good time for you to make connections. Visit a professor’s office hours and make yourself known. This networking tactic will help you out in the near future. And stop forgetting your umbrella!
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Bull
Let people come to you. You are a prize, and at least part of you has got to realize this. Your time is valuable. Instead of forcing yourself to do that social thing you don’t really wanna do, spend time in quiet reflection. I truly think meditation will help you out. Soon it will be obvious who your real friends are, so be sure to prep for how that turns out. BTW, grades aren’t everything right now.
Gemini (May 21 – June 21): Twins
I know you, the universe knows you and we all know you can’t wait for summer. Still, spring is a great time to start over. You’re pretty busy and it’s okay to move on from things that no longer serve you. Whether you realize it or not, there is a ribbon of love around you. Don’t let it fray. Also, you should do the bonus assignment you were offered in class. It will benefit you.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22): Crab
You leave a positive mark on all those you interact with, even if you haven’t been feeling 100% recently. But in better news—your next Starbucks order will be PERFECT. Time may feel like it’s passing by quickly and slowly at the same time. But forget living in the moment, try living for enjoyment. Let yourself have fun, okay? You deserve it as much as anyone else.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): Lion
You want to be positive all the time, but that’s just hard. It’s okay to be negative. Don’t let yourself drown in it, but recognize that you’re allowed to be hurt, angry, etc. The universe has revealed that you will face trials, but have gone through worse before. Your journey will make you stronger (a la Kelly Clarkson).
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): Maiden
For Virgo, relaxation is written in the stars. Did I say relaxation? I might have meant retail therapy. Which, in a way, is really just means treating yourself. Speaking of treats, I am sensing you have a hidden talent for baking! If you’re in the dorms, I dare you to try out this skill on some mug cakes. Just be careful about those sensitive fire alarms.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): Scales
Old habits, as you know, are hard to break. It’s not just about taking care of yourself, but taking charge of yourself. You are so passionate but still downplay all your achievements. Try to eliminate unhealthy routines and work on ones that build you up. When signing up for classes next semester, you should add one that is just for fun (provided it doesn’t add to your workload).
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): Scorpion
I can sense your growing anxiety as finals creep closer and closer. But, you’re going to be just fine, trust me. You will find yourself pleasantly surprised by a Boozel meal this month and will enjoy it with someone who surprises you too. Watch out for an influx of campus geese and the residue they may leave.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): Archer
Your uniqueness gives you strength, which fosters your creative spirit. It appears you have been going out and doing things a lot, which is great as long as it makes you happy. But you should pump the brakes if you start to feel exhausted. Social energy is finite and valuable. Use your artistic mind to find a solution where you are replenishing energy while enjoying your busy social life.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Sea-goat
This spring, you will make a lot of memories. Also, your favorite artist will be releasing new music soon! Things are looking up, even if it doesn’t feel like it yet. Focus on mundane joys like nice showers and pretty-smelling candles. But, beware hasty decisions. Take time to think things through.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): Water Bearer
You’re an academic weapon with a lot to show for it. Exciting opportunities will present themselves to you this year. Take a leap of faith, even if you have to leave your comfort zone. However, you should watch out for your inner-saboteur. The stars predict free merch within the SSC lobby.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): Fish
Reflect on Pisces season. What have you learned in the past few weeks? Carry these lessons with you. You should also spend time around others in your profession. The people you look up to will light your way. You deserve to indulge your spring fever; I’d recommend hiking at Moraine. Make use of the physical and emotional resources available to you.
